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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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