Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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