all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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