Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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