ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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