he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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