I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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