Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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