We won't sleep together?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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