At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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