It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
PANTIES FOUND
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