you guys were way drunker than both of me
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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