Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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