sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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