You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We had to coat check the pizza.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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