how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
God I need to hump something, right now.
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