it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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