You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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