Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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