Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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