my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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