Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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