this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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