Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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