Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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