In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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