I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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