Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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