My Higher Power is John Stamos
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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