just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If that was your dad, he is hot
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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