he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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