It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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