Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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