giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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