Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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