I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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