Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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