1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
So. Much. Porn.
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