i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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