I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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