just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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