You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Let's get the cat blown out
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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