dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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