I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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