Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
we made out on top of his cat.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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