1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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