hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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