I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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