oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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