: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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