my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
