Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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