I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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