I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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