we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I have post one night stand depression
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