Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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