Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
it hurts more in the daytime
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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